Hollywood 3 Starring:

Sam Loperfido
as Caesar Romero

Anthony Picciano as Don Ameche
star of "Cocoon"

Fred Persechino
as Burt Reynolds

Bill Jordan as
Body Builder
Charles Atlas

Dominic Caruso
as Bill Jordan

Charlie Beckler
as Dominic Caruso
trying to be Bill Jordan

Katy Fagan as
World Class Figure Skater
Nancy Kerrigan
(well, if you look at
her at the right ankle)

Elaine & Richard Faunce
as Edie Gorme
and George W. Bush

Kodzo Kludze as
Home Run King
Hank Aaron

Msgr. Flaherty
as Mickey Rooney

And last but not least,

Joe Mazzarella as "The Big Cheese"